Why are you still single?

If I had a pound for every time someone asked me that question, I would be a very rich lady (and probably would be able to just buy myself a boyfriend…hmmm, that makes me sound a little seedy...). But I’m not sure what answer these people are expecting?? Because if I knew the reason….. I WOULDN’T STILL BE SINGLE!!! 'My mum thinks you are so pretty'.....(great thanks, well if I ever decide to start dating married women, I'll give her a call...)